{"id":604,"date":"2018-03-21T20:50:31","date_gmt":"2018-03-21T19:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=604"},"modified":"2018-03-21T20:50:31","modified_gmt":"2018-03-21T19:50:31","slug":"le-tofu-reconditionne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=604","title":{"rendered":"Le tofu reconditionn\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On n&rsquo;arr\u00eate pas <del>la mafia<\/del> le progr\u00e8s. Les grands patrons du Nord<!--more--> se demandaient o\u00f9 \u00e9couler toutes ces bonnes prot\u00e9ines animales p\u00e9rim\u00e9es ou invendables. La solution est pourtant simple: chez ces bobos de v\u00e9g\u00e9tariens fans de tofu ! On n&rsquo;en est plus \u00e0 quelques \u00e9tiquettes falsifi\u00e9es de plus ou de moins.<\/p>\n<p>Il s&rsquo;agit d&rsquo;abord de faire faillite pour r\u00e9-ouvrir aussit\u00f4t ce si bel outil indispensable \u00e0 <del>la poche des parvenus<\/del> l&rsquo;\u00e9conomie locale (les intercommunales n&rsquo;ayant plus trop la cote actuellement). Ensuite on engagera des collaborateurs <strong>encore plus<\/strong> sourds; muets et aveugles (si l&rsquo;ONEM ne peut les fournir, quelques gros bras Kosovars peuvent se charger de leur <em>formation<\/em>). Enfin, le plus important, il faudra penser \u00e0 \u00eatre moins radin dans la distribution d&rsquo;enveloppes et arroser un peu plus que les contr\u00f4leurs et quelques politiques.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On n&rsquo;arr\u00eate pas la mafia le progr\u00e8s. Les grands patrons du Nord<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":605,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[19,10,40],"class_list":["post-604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-concussion","tag-consommation","tag-gastronomie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":607,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions\/607"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}