{"id":574,"date":"2017-10-29T21:11:31","date_gmt":"2017-10-29T20:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=574"},"modified":"2017-10-29T21:11:31","modified_gmt":"2017-10-29T20:11:31","slug":"santo-theo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=574","title":{"rendered":"Santo Theo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah!, sacr\u00e9 Theo ! Ce mal-aim\u00e9 que beaucoup ne voient que comme un ex\u00e9cuteur de second ordre de basses t\u00e2ches, une sous-merde populiste ramasseur de voix extr\u00eamement d\u00e9complex\u00e9es, un fusible qui sautera quand Bart n&rsquo;aura plus besoin de ce kapo pour le repr\u00e9senter aux enterrements, anniversaires et autres f\u00eates de leur grande famille, &#8230; Ce grand dadais de Theo se r\u00e9v\u00e8le finalement \u00eatre un homme au grand coeur: il aime les migrants.<\/p>\n<p>Quand il <em>nettoie<\/em>, c&rsquo;est uniquement pour faire place nette aux futurs r\u00e9fugi\u00e9s <strong>Catalans<\/strong> de la Guerre Civile Espagnole II&#8230; Sacr\u00e9 Theo Francko !<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Les plus perspicaces des observateurs n&rsquo;avaient pu manquer de noter les signaux envoy\u00e9s par Theo et sa clique:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ne plus syst\u00e9matiquement brandir des drapeaux \u00e0 croix gamm\u00e9es mais leur pr\u00e9f\u00e9rer des drapeaux aux bandes jaunes et rouges\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ffff00\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">\u2207<\/span>\u2207<span style=\"color: #ff0000\">\u2207<\/span>\u2207<span style=\"color: #ff0000\">\u2207<\/span><\/span>;<\/li>\n<li>Entra\u00eener les forces de l&rsquo;ordre aux techniques de r\u00e9pression brutale au Parco Maximiliano afin que les militants ind\u00e9pendantistes Catalans ne se sentent pas d\u00e9pays\u00e9s;<\/li>\n<li>Marteler un discours \u00e0 base d&rsquo;<em>appel d&rsquo;air<\/em> ou d&rsquo;<em>effet d&rsquo;aspiration<\/em> et ainsi attirer l&rsquo;attention de Carles Push-them-all pour qu&rsquo;il les pousse bien tous dans la bonne direction;<\/li>\n<li>D\u00e9stabiliser la FN Herstal afin <del>de rafler le march\u00e9 et ses r\u00e9tro-commissions<\/del> d&#8217;emp\u00eacher qu&rsquo;elle exporte des armes pour alimenter la Guerre Civile Espagnole II;<\/li>\n<li>Conc\u00e9der le poste de premier ministre \u00e0 un ben\u00eat avachi tel que Luis Miguel. Ce dernier, toujours d\u00e9sireux de montrer sa ma\u00eetrise des langues \u00e9trang\u00e8res, aurait m\u00eame ajout\u00e9: <em>\u00a1Ya Meneer, pasar\u00e1n! Mais si tu pasar\u00e1n par Andorre, n&rsquo;oublie pas l&rsquo;alcool et les cigarettes.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pour l&rsquo;anecdote, citons le projet avort\u00e9 de reprise par Catalina-Luc Fonck de \u00ab\u00a0On ira tous-tous-tous \u00e0 Knokke-Le Zoute\u00a0\u00bb; Benedetto Lutgen passant par l\u00e0 n&rsquo;a pu s&#8217;emp\u00eacher de d\u00e9brancher la prise du studio d&rsquo;enregistrement. \u00ab\u00a0\u00c7a a fait POUM\u00a0\u00bb d\u00e9clara Ra\u00fcl Hedebouw qui assistait \u00e0 l&rsquo;enregistrement.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Derni\u00e8re minute:<\/strong> au moment de <em>mettre sous presse<\/em> cet article, nous apprenons que Th\u00e9o offre l&rsquo;asile politique \u00e0 Carles &#8230; Ou quand la r\u00e9alit\u00e9 d\u00e9passe la fiction &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 50%\">Cr\u00e9dit illustration: Salvador Dal\u00ed : Construction molle aux haricots bouillis &#8211; Pr\u00e9monition de la Guerre Civile. \u00a9 Salvador Dali, Gala-Salvador Dali Foundation \/ Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York. Fair use to illustrate Spanish Premonition of Civil War. The image is claimed to be used under fair use as: the image is only being used for informational purposes. Its inclusion in the article adds significantly to the article because it shows the subject of this article and how the image depicted is familiar to the general public. The image is readily available on the internet. Image is of low resolution and would be unlikely to impact sales of prints or be usable as a desktop backdrop. Similar to https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/File:SalvadorDali-SoftConstructionWithBeans.jpg#Fair_use_for_Spanish_Civil_War<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah!, sacr\u00e9 Theo ! Ce mal-aim\u00e9 que beaucoup ne voient que comme un ex\u00e9cuteur de second ordre de basses t\u00e2ches, une sous-merde populiste ramasseur de voix extr\u00eamement d\u00e9complex\u00e9es, un fusible qui sautera quand Bart n&rsquo;aura plus besoin de ce kapo pour le repr\u00e9senter aux enterrements, anniversaires et autres f\u00eates de leur grande famille, &#8230; Ce &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=574\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Santo Theo&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":579,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[38,36,37,14,13],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-guerre","tag-haine","tag-immigration","tag-politique","tag-securite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":590,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions\/590"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}