{"id":489,"date":"2017-02-21T14:36:41","date_gmt":"2017-02-21T13:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=489"},"modified":"2017-02-21T14:36:41","modified_gmt":"2017-02-21T13:36:41","slug":"auviol-la-nouvelle-plateforme-de-streaming-de-la-police","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=489","title":{"rendered":"AUVIOL : la nouvelle plateforme de streaming de la police"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Une fois n&rsquo;est pas coutume, nous tenons \u00e0 saluer ici la belle initiative prise par la police en lan\u00e7ant sa nouvelle plateforme de streaming: AUVIOL.<br \/>\n<del>Il s&rsquo;agit d&rsquo;un nouvel outil pour venir en aide aux victimes de viol &#8230;<\/del><br \/>\nHeu, non: en fait, il n&rsquo;y a rien de nouveau:<!--more--> c&rsquo;est la proc\u00e9dure classique du n\u00e9vros\u00e9 \u00e0 qui on donne un peu de pouvoir; qui confond sa matraque t\u00e9lescopique avec sa libido et qui, en mati\u00e8re de streaming, est surtout adapte de fist-fucking.<\/p>\n<p>Nous avons re\u00e7u une image de l\u2019entra\u00eenement d&rsquo;un escadron de ces courageux d\u00e9fenseurs de l&rsquo;ordre qui savent fouiller au corps un suspect \u00e0 condition qu&rsquo;il soit ch\u00e9tif, non arm\u00e9 et d&rsquo;\u00eatre au moins trois fois sup\u00e9rieur en nombre&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-495 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/riot-police-dildos.jpg\" width=\"550\" height=\"393\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/riot-police-dildos.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/riot-police-dildos-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 ces d\u00e9chets de kapo, nous proposons de remplacer, dans leur \u00e9quipement personnel, \u00e7a:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-490\" src=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/han-300x194.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/han-300x194.png 300w, https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/han.png 337w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">par \u00e7a:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-496\" src=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/pan-300x212.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/pan-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/pan.jpg 540w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Le maintient de l&rsquo;ordre en sera peut-\u00eatre meilleur.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"font-size: 80%\">\u00c0 suivre sur <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arretsurimages.net\/emissions\/2017-02-17\/Theo-La-matraque-telescopique-beaucoup-de-collegues-l-ont-demandee-id9557\" target=\"_blank\"><em>arretsurimages.net<\/em><\/a> par exemple.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une fois n&rsquo;est pas coutume, nous tenons \u00e0 saluer ici la belle initiative prise par la police en lan\u00e7ant sa nouvelle plateforme de streaming: AUVIOL. Il s&rsquo;agit d&rsquo;un nouvel outil pour venir en aide aux victimes de viol &#8230; Heu, non: en fait, il n&rsquo;y a rien de nouveau:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":494,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-securite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":503,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions\/503"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}