{"id":165,"date":"2016-12-23T20:04:19","date_gmt":"2016-12-23T19:04:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=165"},"modified":"2016-12-24T23:32:23","modified_gmt":"2016-12-24T22:32:23","slug":"rien-nest-laisse-au-hasard-pour-la-securite-de-noel-en-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=165","title":{"rendered":"Rien n’est laiss\u00e9 au hasard pour la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 de No\u00ebl en 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"

En cette p\u00e9riode troubl\u00e9e, mais n\u00e9anmoins festive, de fin d’ann\u00e9e 2016; rien (ou presque) n’est laiss\u00e9 au hasard concernant la s\u00e9curit\u00e9des sapins.
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\nDes lignes ont \u00e9t\u00e9 trac\u00e9es sur la chauss\u00e9e pour leur permettre de traverser en toute sans encombre.<\/p>\n

Selon notre source au Minist\u00e8re de l’Int\u00e9rieur (qui ne se fait pas appeler Gorge Profonde pour rien), cette initiative a \u00e9t\u00e9 prise par les membres les plus fermes de son entourage; m\u00eame si certains n’\u00e9taient pas suppos\u00e9s \u00eatre au courant des informations classifi\u00e9es qui n’ont pas \u00e9t\u00e9 abord\u00e9es lors des discussions.<\/p>\n

M\u00eame le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl approuve. Premi\u00e8rement, le rouge et blanc de ces lignes sont ses couleurs pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9es depuis qu’il prend du Coke. Ensuite, il pourrait r\u00e9duire sa masse salariale les prochaines ann\u00e9e si des enfants qui utiliseraient ce passage comme pi\u00e9tons venaient \u00e0 \u00eatre fauch\u00e9s car masqu\u00e9s \u00e0 la vue des automobilistes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

En cette p\u00e9riode troubl\u00e9e, mais n\u00e9anmoins festive, de fin d’ann\u00e9e 2016; rien (ou presque) n’est laiss\u00e9 au hasard concernant la s\u00e9curit\u00e9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":166,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[16,14,13],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-fete","tag-politique","tag-securite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":170,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions\/170"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}