{"id":136,"date":"2016-12-23T15:03:51","date_gmt":"2016-12-23T14:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=136"},"modified":"2016-12-23T17:08:10","modified_gmt":"2016-12-23T16:08:10","slug":"la-mesure-du-plaisir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/?p=136","title":{"rendered":"La mesure du plaisir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Encore une grande avanc\u00e9e scientifique r\u00e9alis\u00e9e par l&rsquo;industrie agro-alimentaire (encore eux ! ) : la mesure du plaisir.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-137 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/80_cm_plaisirOK-300x61.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"374\" height=\"76\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/80_cm_plaisirOK-300x61.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/80_cm_plaisirOK-768x156.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/80_cm_plaisirOK.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Enfin, perdus dans les rayons de nos supermarch\u00e9s, il nous possible de calculer \u00e0 l&rsquo;avance la quantit\u00e9 de plaisir que nous allons pouvoir consommer.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-142 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/300mlPlaisir-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/300mlPlaisir-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/300mlPlaisir.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Malheureusement, les producteurs n&rsquo;ont pas r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 s&rsquo;entendre sur une mesure commune. Et, \u00e0 l&rsquo;instar du syst\u00e8me Imp\u00e9rial (nous soup\u00e7onnons d&rsquo;ailleurs la perfide Albion d&rsquo;y \u00eatre pour quelque chose), il est difficile pour le consommateur d&rsquo;additionner des millilitres avec des centim\u00e8tres au moment de passer \u00e0 la caisse des sentiments.<br \/>\nLes pondeurs de slogans en batterie prendraient-ils le consommateur lambda pour un b\u00eata ?<\/p>\n<p>Alors, 80 cm ou 300 ml ? Entre les deux mon estomac balance.<\/p>\n<p>N.B.: je vous d\u00e9conseille de tremper les fingers dans la sauce pita; j&rsquo;ai essay\u00e9 et la d\u00e9cence m&rsquo;interdit de publier la photo du r\u00e9sultat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Encore une grande avanc\u00e9e scientifique r\u00e9alis\u00e9e par l&rsquo;industrie agro-alimentaire (encore eux ! ) : la mesure du plaisir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":137,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,10,11],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-art-de-vivre","tag-consommation","tag-science-inexacte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":147,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions\/147"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speculoos.gratis\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}